Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he...

By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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calcboi 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:07

Sharks: 1 You: 0 Discovery Channel FTW!

something41 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:04

I'd do the same thing he did. But still, that sucks.

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teusz16 0

Friday 7 August 2009 21:42

Assuming you're not gay, OP, you were not "****-blocked" (only guys are ****-blocked), you were "twat-swatted". FYL

teusz16 0

Friday 7 August 2009 21:44

And to all of the people saying you can't be ****-blocked once you're having sex, I disagree. Have you seen Superbad? McLovin was already having sex when the cops came in and they said they were sad that they ****-blocked him. "We should be guiding his ****, not blocking it."

Richieq212 0

Monday 10 August 2009 17:20

poor mclovin i was rooting for him the whole movie

Fail_Pig 0

Friday 7 August 2009 21:47

1st! 2nd! 3rd! 4th! 5th! 6th! 7th! 8th! 9th! 10th! 11th! 12th! 13th! 14th! 15th! 16th! 17th! 18th! 19th! 20th! 21th! YDI for not have sex.

Escapist28 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 6:27

...twenty-oneth?

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 7 August 2009 21:49

Meh, not an FML Shark Week > All

gdude756 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:05

First of all, you could **** all you want. Second of all, shark week is only one week so stop ******* and watch shark week!! I would do that with my gf

Vilen1025 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:06

This sounds like 50 other FML on the site.

CL41RE 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:16

I know I'm so sick of it

philly8608 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:07

Um... Is your boyfriend aware that shark week shows only run at night? It's kind of stupid to stop having sex 8 hours (going off the 11am posting time) before any shark week shows are actually on. I don't even think they run repeats until the mid-afternoon.

GabriLee 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:41

I was totally watching a shark week show this morning at 11. Stop failing. :P

philly8608 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:19

Nope, sorry. Take a look at the DSC schedule. Between 2AM and 4PM EST there was nothing on for shark week.

LemonFairy 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:05

Post time =/= actual time. Honestly probably happened anytime this week. (YDI, because it's Shark Week and apparently you can't keep your BF's attention at all.)

philly8608 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:20

The issue is that the OP said that 'today' is Friday. Hence my original statement that it wasn't on at the time, because only between 12-3am would anything had been on (re-runs from Thursday). So either the OP's bf is an idiot or they had to wait a few hours for sex (which is not an FML IMO).