Stay indoors, make new friends!

By janmesh - 06/11/2020 11:01 - Germany - Köln

Today, i found myself talking to the rat living under my wardrobe as if he was my friend. It's only day 2 of the partial lockdown in Germany. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Hey, if you play your cards right, he'll really be your friend, and when lockdown is over, you can take him to the Ratskeller!

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Kraths 16

I quite enjoy my rat. she's fat and happy, loves pretzels and strawberries and is always giving me a weird stare.

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diraven 15

Try to lull him into a false sense of security by befriending him so if the lockdown goes on too long you have a backup source of meat (although not much)

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RichardPencil 30

Hey, if you play your cards right, he'll really be your friend, and when lockdown is over, you can take him to the Ratskeller!

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Kraths 16

I quite enjoy my rat. she's fat and happy, loves pretzels and strawberries and is always giving me a weird stare.

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grant2000 13

thats what you get for voting those idiots in office. one person got sick? lock down the country. so stupir

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