Love: Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital...

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 20:47 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML

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STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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By Somethingtoworryabout - 26/10/2018 22:00

Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML

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By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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Thanks, guys

By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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cinnamania 3

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:52

Oh, wow. She's lovely.

Luckster 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:59

Bitches like that make me ashamed to be a woman. Time for her to become an Ex. I hope you're well!

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kozak_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:00

She better make love with you for a long time to make up for that one XD

MmmHotWaffles 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:00

happy belated April fools perhaps?

kcslgvr 11

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:25

what a bitch. you deserve better. anyone does.

genius_man16 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:27

Dump that bitch already. While I don't disagree with the people who say that maybe he did deserve it for perhaps treating her bad before, it's her fault for not telling him it bothered her before. And if she really wanted to talk about it, this would have been the perfect time, he's in the hospital and can't go anywhere! haha Make her your X asap.

genius_man16 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:28

Stupid post delay.

JFox 8

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:31

#42.. I'm a girl. Comment 35. Thank you.

Crunchy_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:34

maybe it's because you were hit by a car when you were visiting the other woman's place

Button_x 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:34

Ehh. I want to call her a bitch, and really, the comment WAS bitchy, but I can't help but think the "poster" may have worded it different than "Can you pick me up from the hospital?" He may have said; "Hey, pick me up now, where are you? I told you to be here 5 minutes ago!!" etc, etc... But if not, wow. Issues. XD