By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

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xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.

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KittenLuvs1212 0

lol I don't think that would work really well

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takemetomars 0

ha hopefully u didn't get blue waffle(: look it up(:

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cherrycherryboom_fml 0

really you just met him and your having sex with him? EASY! ****.

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kayleighn91 0

thats not even sanitary.

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gigglepuff 3

easyaaa easy like Sunday morning...ydi op if u old enough to do it ur old enough to be safe about it n that ronchy sock..FYL OP EW UR RONCHY... idk why u would put this up here.... u must of wanted toe cheese in it vag LMFAO

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reddwarf_fml 0

hey. it always works when he's by himself......right?

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JennaLuvr 0

ewww and wow on first time meeting eww

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ShadowBitch99 2

I don't think that's good for you....

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