Protip
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Not gonna lie, I would have done the same thing. It is disappointing to get that reaction though.
He could offer to lend a hand or something to help her relax and squeeze them out.
So if you put it in and she farted, would that count as a *******? I'm sure it's in Urban Dictionary somewhere. If not, there's your entry...in a manner of speaking.
"Today, I caught my girlfriend doing pantsless yoga "trying to force some farts out". I mistook it as an invitation for some sexy time. Today, I also learned my girlfriend is not a dog. FML." There. Fixed it.
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Not gonna lie, I would have done the same thing. It is disappointing to get that reaction though.
He could offer to lend a hand or something to help her relax and squeeze them out.