By pineapple456 - 16/02/2009 21:09 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML
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darkblue_13 0

I'm with the girl in this FML here, I hate it when i'm just making out with a guy, having fun, and he assumes that I want to have sex with him

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ZING_MASTER 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Hoff 0

hope you kicked her out of the apartment.

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mikeyellenlee 0

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no_problems 0

haha #17, i was thinkin the same thing, except i was aiming for butch lesbian, who's favorite food is seafood, specifically clams.

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8ranko 0

man i feel so sorry for you ._. since 15 i know that ALWAYS WAIT FOR THEM TO MAKE THE DAMN QUESTION!!!...damn

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alwaysalady 0

well that's what you get for being presumtuious.

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joyride 0

Epicly funny. But, that's embarassing for you.

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uprising_fml 0

you are an asshole an a ******* Neanderthal. I hope you eat shit and die. that girl has a right to say no and OP is dumb if he EVER assumes a girl will sleep with him .

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OPIAF 5

#38 should DIE because of a casual comment? OP should be an eternal virgin because? Oh yeah that's international punishment for wanting sex sorry I forgot.

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