Health: Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle...

By CC - 02/09/2012 06:27 - United States - Southfield

Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By tnt007 - 10/01/2010 21:46 - France

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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By clair_brodie - 04/07/2019 20:00

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Humble

Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML

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Sunday 2 September 2012 11:56

On the bright side, you have a frozen water bottle in your hand to treat your foot right away. You just saved yourself another visit to the doctor.

9inchesSoft 11

Sunday 2 September 2012 11:54

At least you didn't drop it on the other foot. I'd rather have one messed up foot than two.

Comments

Darkme 1

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:27

that was ur own clumsiness but hope it heals

JOcoco 14

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:34

Nope I thought that too...yum cake foot.

mizuki123 8

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:49

It's okay. I had an injured foot once and my mom didn't believe me and made me walk on my foot for about a week until I accidentally messed it up even more. Then She finally took me to the doctor.