Miscellaneous: Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers....

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By stuckinalift - 18/02/2011 01:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML

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By Mylifesucks - 23/05/2013 05:11 - United States - Lexington

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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By Jarool - 12/05/2014 19:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

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Never trust your anus

By JacksFarts - 18/06/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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Use the force wisely

By beckzx58 - 06/08/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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tipsypiink 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:05

sounds like a cool dad to me.

offtheheezy 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:09

Your dad obviously has a sense of humor, don't sweat it... too much. LMAO.

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Pretty_Tied_Up_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:42

lmao this reminds me of the Aerosmith song "Love in an Elevator"

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:43

sounds like you have a really awesome dad

clockworkrainbow 3

Friday 24 July 2009 20:45

Hahaha, that freakin' awesome. I wish I could high-five your father. This isnt a FML its more like an IHTCFITW.. "I have the coolest father in the world".

dozie 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:46

at least he didn't go with the cliched "that's what she said" -- rock on, dad!

john_bell 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:47

Yeah FYL for not realising how awesome your dad is.

Nightfallz 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:48

he gets excited about an elevator voice so what.

rebi_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:37

hahahaha you're joking, right?

skullbuster 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:54

OP, what do you care? Best case, the people in the elevator think he is funny. Worst case, they feel sorry for you because you are with him. Either way, you've received the attention and approval of strangers you so desperately crave...WIN!