Miscellaneous: Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML

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By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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stargirl14 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:17

lol thats so immature for fighting over who gets to push the button

boomBOOMshake 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:15

Agreed. You shouldn't even have pushed your brother.

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Jessyca_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:49

That just shows you aren't suppose to do mean things to your siblings ! :P But then again who am I to say? I don't even have any siblings....and I probly would have done what you did! :) It's ok it isn't like youa re going to see the other family anyway.

AJx3 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 11:26

I'm sorry, but how old are you? My brother and I stopped fighting over that before the age of 12. I wonder if you're old enough to be on this site.

howdidithappen 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:17

Ohhh poor you. Do you need me to call the Wambulance for you? Do you need some wamburgers with those cries? Suck it up, you pushed a little kid. Relax, and don't take elevator button pressing so seriously. Scrub.

marycjones 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 22:46

How old are you, you dick?

ebbasaur 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:56

haha, @ #1. lol but, thats somwthing i probably would've did too. haha.

gizmo_987 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:01

What are you, a little kid? why would you push your brother out of the way?

omgitsseejay 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:57

uh, this was over a button on an elevator?

LilleyWhite 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:54

first off....why the hell would you "aggresivly push" your brother out of the way to push an ELIVATOR BUTTON?!? that's just plain stupid. second off...why was the other kid trying to push the button when you were doing it?