By southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
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kaywalovestoflip 7

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

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kaywalovestoflip 7

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Now buck him in the face.

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somerandomdude19 2

Yeaaa at least ur not wart head

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fthislyfe 22

Who's the father of the baby anyway?

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Damn_Hippster 11

At least he doesn't call you a narwal

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thisisafunnyname 12

make sure voldemort doesnt drink your blood

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EvilPotato 14

33 Can't tell off really stupid or trying to troll... did you even read the FML, it doesn't mention anything about a baby. Please try again.

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fadingfaith 4

Did you read the fml? It clearly says "baby unicorn".

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Laners561769 9

Point at his manhood and say the same thing.

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Llama_Face89 33

60- They're the Jedi of the sea, they stop Cthulu eating ye.

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Georgieeporgiee 9

At least your a baby unicorn! You could of bin a big mumma unicorn!

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Petronix 5

Make sure you still have your kidney... Oh and don't take directions from dragons.

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burtonbullet 10

A magical leoplurodon! It's here to show us the way, to candy mountain!

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LlamaFlavoured 24

Sorry about the accident... But your boyfriend is awesome ;)

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aruam365 24

Yeah, because poking her head injury is soooo awesome of him!

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aruam365 24

If you think that's awesome, clearly your life is lacking in some way or another... Haha.

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Llama_Face89 33

104- Conversely it could mean yours is the life that is lacking.

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unhappybitch 8

Lol I was going to write baby worm but I changed it to snake lol.

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The_Troller 14

I would be offended if someone called mine a baby worm...

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grahambertus 11

Careful, it might rear up and spit at her.

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lol_ironic_life 9

I just wanted to comment that this is a great comeback! :D I lol'ed, pooh I think I just butchered the English language with lol'ing. :D

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shellzy 20

Kick him in the shaft and yell the same thing

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molly2moon 0

Atleast he isnt calling you a damn pony.

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MrSaxMan 0

Ponies dont have horns...

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molly2moon 0

I know. That was sarcasm.

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superguy101 0

Use your unicorn powers to slice his throat. Then consume not only his flesh but his soul to sustain your unicorn abilities.

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Muwahaha_fml 4

Headbut him. Mess with the unicorn and get the horn!

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