Health: Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend...

By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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Survival mode

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML

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By Septy - 21/01/2016 18:17 - Spain - M?laga

Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML

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Honey…

By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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ifinishlast 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:33

lol quite the guy you got there? what's his gamertag? i wanna virtually kick his ass

Shady06 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:27

That sucks, sounds like he cares more about his game than his sick gf. Maybe you should have slapped him and yelled "make you own soup bitchh" lolz

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bgodoy 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 2:40

If he's playing cod it's all good

ManUpFucker 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:26

Wow, sounds like a real keeper. I think you need to date someone better. I am a guy and I know video games are not the world. Sure they connect you with people and let you hone your need for violence, but really, your girlfriend is sick and you keep playing. Even if you were a shallow prick that is a new low.

Darthbane2007 17

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:26

I mean, seriously, you couldn't make him some soup?! What a greedy self righteous bitch you are.. But seriouly, the guys an ashole. You should have just ripped the game from the console...

Fmlyf09 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:57

but x360 is so cooll.... lol jks

rocker_girl_45 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:18

sounds like my life sorry!

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:41

When will people learn... Reality > Fiction Because someone's always gonna come beat your frag count/high score/rep or whatever the ****, but you will always have someone to shag with (or at least will for an extended period). I hope you gave him an ear full. Unless this is a repeated offense, he doesn't deserve dumping just yet; try to set him straight.

yourkiddingright_fml 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:14

Hopefully you have what it take to inform him he is your EX boyfriend! He is a pig - get rid of him!

Cdldriver 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:15

And u still want this looser in ur life? Fuuuuuck.

dustbunny416 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:33

Jaguaress 2

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:34

I'm sorry that you're sick. Please realize that your boyfriend isn't going to change. Prepare yourself to do everything for him, and not get anything in return. Or, do the smart thing and dump him.