By anonymous - 21/10/2009 22:40 - France

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Today, I was in bed, thinking about my crush and playing with myself, when I remembered the complicated spreadsheet my boss asked me to make tomorrow. That got me more excited than the thought of my crush. FML
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Altrown_fml 0

I laughed so ******* hard. MERGE MY CELLS, BABY! OH YEAH! WRAP THAT TEXT! GIVE ME A HEADING FORMAT!

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cracktus 0

You can be aroused by things other than sexual thoughts. Pretty much anything that's present and strong in your mind can get you going.

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muffinz85 0

wow..you got aroused by a freakin spreadsheet and not your crush? i have to do them all the time in highscool and i hate them so much..

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how_to_implode 17

Sometimes pressure creates arousal .... Er, mental pressure. Not giving any tips here.

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pstrommen 3

nah, good for you OP, means you love your job :D

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bigjoekickass 0

you know what u need ,u need to get laid

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sullifreshh 0

the fact that you are old enough to have a job where your boss gives you spreadsheets, and you still call the guy you like a "crush" and ********** to his image is really freaking weird.

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natsaysheyyy 16

So you're more stimulated by your thirst for knowledge and success over some guy you're not even dating... Okay, how is that an FML?

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