By anonymous - 21/10/2009 22:40 - France

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Today, I was in bed, thinking about my crush and playing with myself, when I remembered the complicated spreadsheet my boss asked me to make tomorrow. That got me more excited than the thought of my crush. FML
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Altrown_fml 0

I laughed so ******* hard. MERGE MY CELLS, BABY! OH YEAH! WRAP THAT TEXT! GIVE ME A HEADING FORMAT!

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cracktus 0

You can be aroused by things other than sexual thoughts. Pretty much anything that's present and strong in your mind can get you going.

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Super_Vegetto 0

Geez. The FML's that this site actually allow. How in the hell is this an fml??? Can someone tell me???

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MwahFMLS 6

Um, I don't see YOU posting amazing FML's ?? in fact, I don't see you posting any FML's at all?.. AND you commented this in 2009. it's 2011 now. F your life for being a fool.

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jchansfan 0

This FML is the definition of lame. How do the FYL votes outnumber the YDI votes anyway!?! o_O'...

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Ninjaface 0

I can see why you'd prefer the spreadsheet. It does everything you tell it to without complaining, it's way more organized, and it's always ready to open at the click of a button.

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kukopia 0

That's one of the sickest things I've read on the internet!!!

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lalasha 0

thinking of your boss or that your boss asked you or the work you have to do?which part was exciting?

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fonz_fml 0

WAIT WAIT WAIT?!?!?! how the hell did you gett "arroused" while thinking about a freeking spread sheet?

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WeAreRisen 6

WAIT WAIT WAIT?!?!?!? How the hell did you make it through school with that spelling and grammar.

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Circa_Circa 0

eww that's just weird

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