Intimacy: Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was...

By Caught - 11/11/2010 13:34 - United States

Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML

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Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Grâces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 14:00

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By tabbycacti - 30/11/2015 13:06 - Australia

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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Jogging is dangerous

By jumpedjogger - 14/09/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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Weirdo alert!

By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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Flord 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:49

did your neighbor wave back?

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:33

kinky

Comments

boopityboppity 11

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:16

I feel like this should've been at least three separate sentences.

boopityboppity 11

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:22

Either y'all are exhibitionists, or your neighbor is a somnambulist. Perhaps he's a sexsomniac, in which case perdix probably has the most accurate comment of all.

Fortuitous 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:39

It also should have been under #9's comment. But that would be ideal, and it's just so hard for people to do the right thing nowadays.

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:44

Hahaha it's one of those actions you usually do, so it just sorta slipped. lol.

boopityboppity 11

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:53

Oh, I agree, 44. Haha, see what I did?

Fortuitous 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:38

Ah, well played. I applaud your cunning.

Nadinek98 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:38

i bet Ur bf was like who the f is that

varkey 7

Friday 12 November 2010 1:31

and ur postin this on fml why? you are the one who waved... i dont get it and why in the car? that's a public place btw, you can get arrested

boopityboppity 11

Friday 12 November 2010 1:54

There are so many things that are wrong with your comment, 49. Let me list a few of them: -Your commas should both be replaced by periods. This only reinforces my original point. -If you could care less, that means you care. -You said, "There is 3." -What's a speperate sentence? -Comment #38 wasn't a sentence. It was just a jumble of words. You don't happen to be related to Gertrude Stein, do you?