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By lauris1306 - 31/01/2012 07:03 - Canada

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They were all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I rolled down the window and screamed "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

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kittiekat 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:07

you are a total asshole

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:09

If you didn't think it was appropriate to go up and harass them again when you were both at the same house, you obviously didn't think it was appropriate to do the first time. Pathetic enough you would insult random people(I'm guessing a child as well) but even sadder you'd only do this when not confronted with them to hear their response.

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HermonieGranger 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:35

You totally deserved it!

angrygood 0

Monday 1 February 2010 22:01

Why did you have to make them feel bad? Besides, the child might not even have control over what he or she eats. The mother or father may have overfed them or let them have a lot of junk food. Now because of you, one or all of them may become really insecure and develop an eating disorder... Thanks a lot, asshole.

tb15 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:12

It's okay to be fat because some fat people actually look nice, like Seth Rogen, I don't like uglies however. Being ugly is as much, if not more, of a "choice" as being fat.

tb15 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:16

At least fat people aren't an eyesore. Unlike uggos like the op and a certain commenter who's comments (quite rightly) got deleted.

tb15 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:45

that's weird the website said it couldn't post my #379 comment so I made my #380 comment, but then it did publish my #379 comment so I have 2 comments saying the same thing

SurfGuy 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:21

I am a beautiful butterfly

sobie 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:05

dick.

ftb170 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:16

that's what u get for bein an ass. if I were them I would of sat on u ha ha

LovelyBizarre 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:11

OT TwinkleStar You Are Very Pretty :)

Nanax_x 6

Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:21

You are a horrible person.

D3kl3 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 15:13

that's not mean or anything.

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