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By Not Drunk - 30/01/2017 10:32 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I was involved in a crash at work. When I was asked if I had been drinking, instead of saying, "I don't drink" my words got screwed up and I said, "I don't think." Everyone is now certain I caused the crash. FML

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campbelllp 10

Sunday 29 January 2017 23:02

Hey guys. It's the OP Nothing really serious happened because of my brain fart, but I'm now thinking it'll be a inside joke at work. The car I was driving was insured, and it was just a small dent. I was asked the questions back at work (company policy) so, if I was drunk, they wouldn't have to get police involved with me staying at the company.

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 13 December 2016 5:36

Brains are weird, OP. I was once detained for questioning regarding a series of murders, and while I thought I was following the officers, it turns out I was leading them to a pile of corpses and murder weapons with my prints on them. Ha! No biggie!

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 13 December 2016 5:47

Since there's no proof of you being intoxicated I hope they lot you go scot(ch)-free

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egnur_mas 19

Tuesday 13 December 2016 12:33

Wait is this another reproduced FML? I'm sure I've read one before worded EXACTLY like this...

Catdragon 40

Monday 30 January 2017 15:17

Same here, I have definitely heard this one before.

alaina1104 11

Tuesday 13 December 2016 23:40

They couldn't have used a breathalyzer?

bartsj8815 1

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:28

And simply sayin NO was too difficult I guess?

campbelllp 10

Sunday 29 January 2017 23:02

Hey guys. It's the OP Nothing really serious happened because of my brain fart, but I'm now thinking it'll be a inside joke at work. The car I was driving was insured, and it was just a small dent. I was asked the questions back at work (company policy) so, if I was drunk, they wouldn't have to get police involved with me staying at the company.

Catdragon 40

Monday 30 January 2017 15:16

I feel like this was faked since I have heard the same words before.

bigred121970 10

Tuesday 14 February 2017 10:33

Slip of the tongue. Happens to Us all.

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