By Anonymous - 18/12/2008 04:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML
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Oh__Shit 0

thats a little creepy, jacking off to a pic of your ex?

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up_up_up 0

"Hmm... well... I'm on AIM with my friends... huh.. nothing much happening, I guess. What's this, an old picture of my ex? Huh.. wow. Forgot how hot she looked. Think I might just casually jack off now. Formal masturbating isn't really what I'm up for today. Oh, looks like Fred's IMing me.. I'm just getting warmed up here, might as well look at it. Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Was that a...?! Bending over?!? She was...!?! Granny?!? Ughhh! Oh god. Oh god."

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loudlaugh 0

its sad to think your love life is jacking off to a picture... of your ex

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loudlaugh 0

its sad to think your love life is jacking off to a picture... of your ex

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heygrl 0

why a picture of your ex? that's kinda sad that that's what your sex life has been reduced to.

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earwig12 1

You clearly have not been on the internet long enough if you can't maintain an erection while looking at a bent-over granny. I once managed to keep one two minutes into watching a video of a dog being skinned alive.

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SpeechQween94 14

Gross! And what does that have to do with the FML?

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brendokendo 0

That's morbid and disturbing. Wtf is wrong with you? Somethings not right in your head.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

I hinestly hope you're kidding. If not, then your head needs checked ASAP

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Yorih 19

That isn't something to be proud of... I recommend Seeking help from professionals

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shyeahh_fml 19

Although this is sarcasm (which it appears many of you didn't pick up), this is quite extreme.

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richiefitz 4

That's nothin try ten minutes to the black entertainment channel

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deadlycandii 0

lmafo....u just put a big smile in my face :D

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hanners 0

oh #13 you made my life today.

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redbluegreen 40

SHOCK! Haha, no idea what else to say. #18 - That's skill. I think.

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wutupbruh 0

"listen hand... i dont want any feelings involved okay? i just want a good screw. casual sex alright? lets keep it at that...."

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Squeezee 0

Wow you need a life.

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