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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 3 July 2016 11:31

You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.

niftyismybitch 21

Sunday 3 July 2016 11:42

Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...

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TheGamingGamer 28

Sunday 3 July 2016 12:21

Give her your dentist's card.

Irene_19 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 12:27

They left out the part where blood was everywhere afterwards. (Moderated it) Though really surprised she kissed OP with a loose tooth. FHL as well

fuxtix 17

Sunday 3 July 2016 12:47

kinda horny....?

benz1369 8

Sunday 3 July 2016 13:18

well that's just disgusting.

SirSweggins 9

Sunday 3 July 2016 13:34

RIP

crushcrusher 33

Sunday 3 July 2016 14:13

atleast you get to kiss your crush.

LFkBear 6

Sunday 3 July 2016 14:46

I feel bad for both of you. It's totally gross for you. Totally embarrassing for her. If you really like each other, it can only get better from here.

zaidthunder1 27

Sunday 3 July 2016 16:20

How old is your crush?

zaidthunder1 27

Sunday 3 July 2016 16:23

Was it the wisdom tooth?

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 3 July 2016 19:42

Wisdom teeth usually don't just fall out. There's a surgery for that for a reason.

ztodaro 24

Monday 4 July 2016 10:44

#37 You don't have to be a dick about it

KnockoutBlox 13

Sunday 3 July 2016 17:04

I feel bad for her... I bet she was humiliated

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