Cars, Smells and Animals: Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 01:33 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

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By KillingMeSlowly - 11/10/2015 03:37

Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML

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By spenmy - 13/06/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML

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By BloodyHorror - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, the blood from some defrosted steak dripped under my fridge where I couldn't see it. One insanely hot day later, and my whole house smells like it has its period. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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tharrnacker 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:22

Technically..... it was a dead animal.

DeathMetalJesus 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:31

hmm, the dead animal somehow wound up smelling like dead animal? how the **** did that happen I wonder?!?!

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rab1015 0

Friday 10 September 2010 6:16

2 things. 1. the first time i read this i thought you said you were looking for the children you bought four days ago...haha and 2. did you seriously say the dead chicken you bought smells like a dead animal? go figure