Miscellaneous: Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped...

By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Jus' me - 30/12/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was getting ready to relax on my couch and watch TV under a comforter. I had a bag of snacks and the remote in one hand, and a glass of Coke in the other. Usually, I throw the remote onto the couch before settling down… only this time I had it in my left hand and not my right. At least the glass didn't shatter this time. FML

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Crack!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

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By Fling! - 29/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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Monday 13 September 2010 23:09

BOOM HEADSHOT (sorry if this was posted more than once..)

unmadebed 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:12

pow right in the kisser.=]

Comments

ffshelen 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:42

maybe you should get off your butt and stop watching tv

MrWinner 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:22

I got happy after I read "i got down on my hands and knees." then after I kept reading I got disappointed

Shaggy_92 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:31

lol. that ain't bad. stop bitchin

Zigma_fml 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:44

Jeez... you deserve it just because you're such a wimp. Oh, no, I was hit in the face with a footrest! Woe is me! Seriously. Any broken bones? Any lacerations? Any blood at all? No? Then suck it up.

glambert1998 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:52

OUCH!!!!! i feel bad for op,i once fell face first on cement while going 5miles an hour on my bike,even for a slow speed, it still hurts but not as bad as metal and cushon in ur face

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:58

Your recliner has to watch you play video games all the time and felt left out. It finally got a chance to play... and it chose Mortal Kombat. Flawless Victory!