Gross, Cats and Animals: The little things

The little things

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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You deserved it 22 965

Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 5 561

Wet dream

By Sara - 11/02/2022 04:01

Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML

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You deserved it 211

By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 166

By grosssss - 01/01/2010 13:03 - Australia

Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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Who run the world? Cats!

By tease_ftx - 31/08/2017 13:00

Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 201

You deserved it 441

By LC - 23/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

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You deserved it 7 159

BelieveMeItsTrue 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:14

Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 13 September 2010 23:37

Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly

Comments

CelloNerd 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:01

electricman97 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:07

how is that "ow"

xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:23

apparently that must of hurt considering what #1 said.

KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:46

Hahahahaha, love your pic #35.

starile 19

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:23

#1 just wanted to be first, so they wrote a completely irrelevant one-word comment. So dang, OP that cat vomit must've HURT! Hope it didn't leave any bruises or anything. I have no idea how you could've slept through that pummeling. Freaking cat.

skittle68 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 5:04

What happened to all the your picture comments??? that was hilarious!

bean_dip21 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 7:40

Well, atleast the cat loves you. Stop bitching :)

johanestrella 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:05

could be worst

YupImBack 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:08

Ok? so what. Man up!

loshysucks 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:18

that person on ur pic iz an actor . hes from kuwait lolz

WhyTheFace4 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:26

That text from your pic is Times New Roman?

ILovesMahBridge 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:31

The scorpion in your pic has a giant penis growing out of its back.

KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:44

The hair on your troll's head is pubic hair...

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:50

That fence in your picture need to be painted really badly.

KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:54

The Cartman in your picture should not be black...

LightningLadyy 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:55

That iPod in your picture needs to be an iPhone.

KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:59

That shirt in your pic needs to be darker...

guiltypleasure12 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:51

those dogs in your picture need to be tested for STD's.

lolfylanydi 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:56

your balls need to be bigger... see what I did there?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:00

That circle in your pic has a negative attitude.

Person000 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:09

that rat is totally banging that other rat^

kittehkat87 4

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:03

The circle in your picture is denying your access....

KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 14 September 2010 4:08

Those words in your picture need to be blue

skittle68 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 5:01

That shaggy dog in your picture needs to try the other end some time.

Ionic 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 7:21

(Taken it upon myself to start this back up.) The person jumping off of that cliff is ******* crazy.

ladykat 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 7:31

that alien head is really shiny!!!

makemeasandwich 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:15

that duckface in your picture should be replaced with a smile

YupImBack 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 19:24

The fence in your picture is to small.

icemachine44 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:08

Discusting :D It happened to me too but i wasnt in bad and i dont have a husband ;)

Hummbinger 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:14

Disgusting*

KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:52

*wasn't *bed *don't

MrPhucked 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:34

stupid grammer Nazis

LightningLadyy 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 5:44

They won't have a job if you all just used correct grammar :)

LeoFML 1

Wednesday 15 September 2010 10:08

Forgot too end your sentence with a period. -1 point.

MetalFish 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 22:16

calling it a period when it's called a 'full stop' -1 point xD I never understood why Americans call it a period... a period is a length of time... not a punctuation mark.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:24

There are differences in language from country to country. Will you please get the **** over it.

roaminginsomniac 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:08

That's Nasty. first, how does that NOT wake you up? I sleep with a chihuahua, and she moves often. So, you must be a darn hard sleeper.

starile 19

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:26

Yeah, cats have ninja barfing skills.

Annihilator 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:08

YDI for leaving the room door open and for having a sick cat!

Bathory_fml 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:15

Cats can throw up a lot even when they aren't sick. Pro-tip: Hairballs aren't always ball shaped.

Annihilator 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:18

I'll agree with you on this one.

BelieveMeItsTrue 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:14

Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha

smerry 3

Monday 13 September 2010 23:16

i hate catz only like kittens and little dogs

theannak 7

Friday 17 August 2012 21:45

Soooo what. You're gonna be the kitten lady instead of the cat lady? What happens when they grow up and you've bonded with all 40? Trade them in for a new set of kittens? Oh and you're little rat dog...I'm betting it will be a yapper.