By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
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Soloman212 28

Maybe he wanted to take judgement into his own hands? Or maybe it was a facade so he could later catch you off guard. No one suspects the priests.

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courtney680 17

Oh the irony..

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perdix 29

He was just trying to extract the sin from you by forcefully removing your demonic cash from your person. Sounds legit.

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rattusrattus 18

* Love of money, actually. I refuse to see how the £2 I used for a week's worth of instant noodles to be evil, apart from the fact that any instant noodle you can buy a week's worth for £2 is pretty damn foul-tasting. I'm gonna take up being a mugger-preacher.

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FightMyLiger 19

God lifts you up, priest lifts your wallet.

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wjh100 13

well @predix there was a recent news story about a women that got a huge inherirance, and gave it to a psychic who convinced her it was tainted and it would cause her to do evil things. the psychic claimed she would cleanse it. needless to say that women is one inheritance poorer

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Solid_Hippo 4

Career changes, we all have em

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

He just wanted to free you from the burdens of your worldly possessions and deliver you from temptation. Dont be rude, say thank you OP!

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limitedition 25

The ones who point fingers are usually the biggest bastards.

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ninneyfooda 16

On the positive, if you're going, you'll see him in hell - Kiss reference, yes!

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c4rpi0 20

Street preacher by day mugger by night

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lb0812 18

Well most of the "street preachers" near my campus double as homeless bums and drug addicts. So this is actually not very far fetched according to my experience

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jaguar45b 7

Everybodie's gotta make a living.

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