Halloween has started early

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 624
You deserved it 165

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You should've joined the dark side 🤷🏽‍♀️

At least you didn’t get beat up by Princess Leia

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You should've joined the dark side 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ah yes...He used the force, of his fist!

Have you seen "Star Wars?" That was totally in character -- Darth Vader was a prick. Had you been pummeled by Woody from Toy Story, that would be a real FML!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

woody was a ******* badass ************

At least you didn’t get beat up by Princess Leia

He was disturbed by your lack of faith, no doubt.

manb91gb 15

I hope you took the high ground on the matter...

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

well like they say if you wanna attack someone make sure you can't be described