Miscellaneous: Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was...

By the_lameo_geek - 21/10/2013 02:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughed me out of the restroom. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By shitless88 - 20/08/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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Monday 21 October 2013 9:54

At least that's all you had on you. But now your Halloween costume is incomplete.

sscookie 13

Monday 21 October 2013 9:55

that could have gone a lot worse...

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 21 October 2013 16:34

Too bad you didn't ram that badge into one of their eye sockets.

sanecatlady 13

Monday 21 October 2013 16:35

Much better than killing you out of sheer frustration because you had nothing valuable to steal.

C0mmanderKeen 9

Monday 21 October 2013 18:26

thats hillarious! x) alltough I feel bad for you for being robbed but at least you didnt lose something really important.

lisaroxmysoxx 16

Monday 21 October 2013 19:10

I moderated this!! :)

happyfingers 15

Monday 21 October 2013 22:48

So... Why exactly were you carrying nothing but a plastic police badge?? But hey, I mean, that could have been a lot worse. Be happy you left unharmed :P

Likian5 26

Monday 21 October 2013 22:59

What concerns me most about this FML is that a girl wrote it...

squideth 18

Wednesday 23 October 2013 1:03

...And why exactly would that concern you? Are you afraid of girls?

awilliams44 9

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:32

I would have yelled FBI and pretended to arrest them

the_lameo_geek 8

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:00

They didn't take the badge, I still have it. I was shopping with my mom and I needed to pee so I went to the bathroom and this happened. I thought I had grabbed my phone, but I grabbed a plastic star instead. How did I make that mistake? I have no idea. Oops.