By the_lameo_geek - 21/10/2013 02:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughed me out of the restroom. FML
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tygerarmy 35

At least that's all you had on you. But now your Halloween costume is incomplete.

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sscookie 13

that could have gone a lot worse...

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FML_Gecko 4

get a metal one, next time they might think twice before robbing a LEO.

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KimmyCupZ 21

At least you didn't have anything more valuable on you. I would rather be laughed at than know someone has all my valuables.

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brackaman 18

Who knows? Maybe that plastic security badge had OP's name, social, address, date of birth, first pet's name, etc and she just didn't mention it.

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KimmyCupZ 21

Pehaps, perhaps not. We shall not know unless OP comments on said FML :)

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cakefete2 30

Mugged in the bathroom?! You can tell the economy is on rough shape when you can't even take a shit in peace anymore.

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lmarie1 9

I'd much rather be laughed at in this situation! Pretty lucky that you didn't have anything they were desperate for!

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Did they give you your bag back?

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JMichael 25

I'd prefer to be laughed out of a bathroom then have all my valuables stolen.

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Lennox_B 8

Lol you were carrying a plastic Sherri's badge you're lucky all they did was laugh at you

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worldclassrager 39

Carry a knife or gun if needed? Pray that you don't need to use it...

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