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By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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By SexyPlayer9 - 24/07/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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gfindians11 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:51

why was it even a struggle?

blackdude_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:54

Hey its ok to ********** on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.

Comments

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:01

I probably would have gone to the aircraft toilet to zip up, for fear of that very situation occuring... but then I guess you panicked. Understandable.

thebigslim 13

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:02

Well.... at least it was both of your hands and not just one. That should count for something right?

420hiadventurer 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:02

You should have said "don't worry, I cleaned up the mess."

Serial 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:05

no no..you should of said "now that you're awake, can you lend me a hand?"

sexxystephy 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:06

dumb FML.

blondemoment 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:08

tough break, guy that would look creepy

Billymcd14 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:08

haha, that must have been kinda difficult to explain :-)

MichaelScarn 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:09

dont lie we know you were beatin it

Jaxro 6

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:13

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. I fell asleep at the beginning of the flight to make the trip pass faster. I awoke 40 minutes into the flight to a creepy dude sitting beside me playing with his crotch. FML