Transportation: Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very...

By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Stressed out

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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PTSD

By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Ella - 29/05/2012 05:14 - United States

Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:17

stick a tampax up her nose and enjoy your flight and her reaction

rocker135 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:17

shoulda thrown a bucket of KFC out the window shell follow it

Comments

ballinpro23 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:10

first. that sucks

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:10

Ewww!

shannonreneee 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:19

Stick a tampon up there. Should do the trick

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:20

LOL. True that :D

instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:44

they were so cute together

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:10

8, I'm just wondering why you replied to 2 comment instead of just posting your own? To me, it appears as if you're trying to be on top as well so.... perhaps you shouldn't complain about that other person posting a stupid comment just to be on top in that other FML because it makes you look like you're a __________ (fill in the blank)

peachesbeach 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:38

27. shut up :P

Tessa39 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 14:09

SO beyond ew.. completely unsanitary and violating.. solid question: when does it not occur to wake this woman up and get her potentially disease ridden bleeding face off of you?

kevinfenchak 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:45

why do people find it so hard to be assertive? wake her the hell up and tell her to kindly keep her fat ass on her side of the seat.

sillyjb 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:28

I'm sad that peachesbeaches comment got moderated

whitesox365 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 8:04

at least her implants didnt explode...

TransitionCovert 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:11

Gotta suck. request for another seat if you have a chance

brockp 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:54

yea. fat people are basically disgraces to the human race. they eat and eat and eat and then complain about how fat they are. unless you have some disease of such. also all fat people are ugly, in my point of view and everyone elses.