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you sound like a *****.
Hahahahahahaha. This is one of my favorites in a very long time.
noone says 'G2G' anymore. are you trying to be cool?
He's going to get a raise but not money wise.
the fml should have ended I'm a guy.
... But it's a woman.
Major boss win. He's probably just messing with you.
That's exactly what I think. If you're on good enough terms with your boss to chat on facebook, then he probably thought it'd be funny to scare you a bit. If, on the other hand, he's not joking, you've got to ask yourself: Do I really want a relationship with a guy who proclaims a relationship to the world just because of a chance comment?
Fake shit. HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. He would spend weeks trying to make sure, that it was a flirty move, or to see if it was real. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, for him to just take a quick comment and assume all that shit. Why would he create an office relationship? even if he does, posting on facebook would NOT be the first thing he would do If he were that stupid.. then he wouldnt be your boss
Yeah, all this presumptuous shit is true, OR this poster I'm replying to DOESN'T KNOW YOUR BOSS AND SO IS WRONG.
But... what if he did say that? I would assume her boss just has a good sense of humor. I'm a guy and I could see my boss doing this as a joke. Although... it'd be a much more obvious joke.
Thyaftermath, I feel the need to inform you that stupid people are often bosses. I've had quite a few of them. Though, the OP seems pretty stupid as well, so I suppose that's a pretty subjective measurement of intelligence. Who doesn't check their messages before hitting enter, and who says "love you" that compulsively? Idiot. YDI.
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LMAO what the hell? Seriously??? I smell a pay-raise!!
First FML to make me laugh in months!!!! FYL though, thats going to be awkward!!!