Alcohol, Drunk, Smells and Parents: Blackout drunk

Blackout drunk

By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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You deserved it 1 775

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By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 509

You deserved it 48 589

Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 816

You deserved it 121

By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 732

You deserved it 2 041

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 162

You deserved it 4 761

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 170

You deserved it 3 217

By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 698

You deserved it 3 184

Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 392

You deserved it 104

By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 594

You deserved it 2 860

By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 431

You deserved it 3 272

By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 113

You deserved it 2 383

paravoz 30

Monday 8 June 2015 8:58

Next time record it for evidence

FrostyNipz19 12

Monday 8 June 2015 9:00

just ask her who was driving that night

Comments

paravoz 30

Monday 8 June 2015 8:58

Next time record it for evidence

ScarredVox92 16

Monday 8 June 2015 9:23

Best advice right here. ^

Hoopachi 19

Monday 8 June 2015 15:50

And maybe blackmail in the future

elusiveshame 22

Monday 8 June 2015 16:13

Because so many wonderful things happen when you blackmail anyone, especially a parent.

FrostyNipz19 12

Monday 8 June 2015 9:00

just ask her who was driving that night

pimpmilk69 18

Monday 8 June 2015 9:02

don't you love family time.

WolfAvenge 22

Monday 8 June 2015 9:08

Ask her if she can remember anything from last night, when she doesn't answer or says no, explain in great detail the concert and her drunken state.

Makko 20

Monday 8 June 2015 9:08

Slap her in the face... Maybe that will jog her memory!

tfriend3 15

Monday 8 June 2015 9:17

Or get him grounded for the rest of his life.

itsme82 18

Monday 8 June 2015 14:58

You think hitting women is okay? There is something wrong with you!!

countryb_cth 38

Monday 8 June 2015 17:55

Hitting anyone isn't ok, no matter what gender.

Jujuboo_3 25

Monday 8 June 2015 9:13

Parents are just great, aren't they? It sounds like she keeps her rules grounded.

ScarredVox92 16

Monday 8 June 2015 9:24

Gotta love hypocrisy. It's what makes the world go round.

leogachi 15

Monday 8 June 2015 9:38

How is that hypocrisy?

fakedsincerity 32

Monday 8 June 2015 14:21

she grounded her kid for drinking when she was drunk herself... how is it not hypocrisy?

tranced_ 45

Monday 8 June 2015 9:14

If only you had solid proof like pictures or so otherwise she's just going to deny everything.

tfriend3 15

Monday 8 June 2015 9:15

Being a good child comes with a price buddy. Jk but I'm curious as to why you were at a concert with your mom? Is it because she has the tendency to get drunk or do you guys like the same artists? The former could get you out of punishment and the latter would be a little awkward.