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By you fuckhobbit - 23/12/2012 22:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML

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By hypebeast - 28/01/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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You deserved it 32 231

By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 22:10 - United States - Chandler

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

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By Depirama - 28/02/2014 21:26 - France - Bron

Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 06:44

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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You deserved it 27 283

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 07:00 - Brunei Darussalam - Muara

Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML

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You deserved it 120

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was banned by 3 cross stitch designers, all because I stood up to bullying. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2021 07:59 - United States - Rochester

Today, I donated money to a gaming streamer I like(d) who's been struggling. He later yelled at me and timed me out for "derailing the stream" with "dumb" questions. Then I found out a troll community that follows him doxxed me, and people are dunking on me and calling me "retarded" on social media for donating. FML

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You deserved it 404

He deserved it. Snapping ain't cool unless you're a turtle.

By accidentalsmartass - 06/03/2017 22:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML

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You deserved it 728

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By they have no sense of humor - 28/04/2023 18:00

Today, in an attempt to win a political argument, I recorded myself walking into a gun store and asking which gun would be best to hypothetically deal with my neighbor's annoying kids. I now have a recording of myself being chewed out, banned for life, and perp-walked out the door. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 27/01/2022 08:01

Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML

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You deserved it 214

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 24 December 2012 2:44

YDI for being "that poster." Cue the "umadbro?" comments.

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 24 December 2012 2:45

This is why trolling is dumb. YDI.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 24 December 2012 2:44

YDI for being "that poster." Cue the "umadbro?" comments.

andyyroxx 20

Monday 24 December 2012 3:00

I think he's mad now.

annihil8or 15

Monday 24 December 2012 3:49

What gave it away? The "angry reply"?

Kamon97 23

Tuesday 10 December 2013 5:38

Hey not his fault the forum founder is some butthurt kid FYL bro.

LO388 7

Monday 24 December 2012 2:44

Well, umad about it?

howdeedoo 22

Monday 24 December 2012 2:53

I don't think so. I mean, if OP was mad about it, he would post it to FML or something, right?

LuckBeNimble 19

Monday 24 December 2012 4:00

15- exactly! oh wait...

808Boyo 4

Monday 24 December 2012 2:44

Good going cheech!

derpies 12

Monday 24 December 2012 2:44

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

1215116a 14

Monday 24 December 2012 4:54

I suppose pissing people off you know in real life is better, huh?

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 24 December 2012 2:45

This is why trolling is dumb. YDI.

TML329 14

Monday 24 December 2012 3:09

The troll was vanquished.three cheers

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Monday 24 December 2012 3:46

I agree. Trolling is for fuckhobbits.

bitch_pleez 10

Monday 24 December 2012 4:09

Never heard the term fuckhobbits before, but I like it.... Totally stealing it :p

Callyn 47

Monday 24 December 2012 4:27

Trolling is an art. Unfortunately the OP is a terrible artist.

happle 21

Monday 24 December 2012 5:13

OP wasn't even really trolling.

choco3782 12

Monday 6 October 2014 8:55

Umadbro?

THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

Thursday 4 August 2016 3:57

The ranter would be me in this case, so yeah. YDI.

Kn0wledge123 21

Monday 24 December 2012 2:46

What forum was it?

Chris455 8

Monday 24 December 2012 4:12

Skylanders.

insertnameherr 11

Monday 24 December 2012 2:47

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

nick347b 6

Monday 24 December 2012 2:51

I'm not going to 'stfu' when I could be potentially saving the life of an innocent child.

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 24 December 2012 2:53

I agree he deserves it for being a troll, but everyone's got the right to their opinion, especially on the Internet.

insertnameherr 11

Monday 24 December 2012 2:53

well then I stand corrected

HowieDoIt 21

Monday 24 December 2012 3:26

Are you, perchance, perturbed, my blood relative of the male persuasion?

trivel64 16

Monday 24 December 2012 3:44

Perturbed was one of my vocab words in eighth grade.

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 24 December 2012 4:30

37 - I humbly accept rule from the llama queen... I want to see what happens.

bwzwally8 15

Monday 24 December 2012 2:48

Way to go smartass.

nick347b 6

Monday 24 December 2012 2:48

God bless the pro-lifer.

Dory123 9

Monday 24 December 2012 2:52

That's a bit of an over reaction. Sorry OP I hope the forum lets you back on soon. :D

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Same thing different taste

Discord mods

Gonna need some context

Toxic community

He deserved it. Snapping ain't cool unless you're a turtle.

Don't attempt this at home

Do not pass Go

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