Love: Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being...

By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Arrgh - 27/05/2009 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By ripmylife - 10/10/2016 17:53 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

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By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

Like he has never picked his nose before...

Comments

asherm 15

Friday 6 January 2012 2:22

Now if he caught you feeling yourself up I'm sure he would have been right over

salma92_fml 0

Friday 6 January 2012 2:32

This made me laugh soooo hard!!!

bri5083 9

Friday 6 January 2012 2:50

You gave up a hot guy on Skype for Facebook? Your dumb.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Friday 6 January 2012 2:52

And for what did you give up grade school grammar?

Snow_Daisy 7

Friday 6 January 2012 11:53

Her dumb what? I'm dying to know! (;

TonyIsMyDog 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:35

Bri - I'm not going to lie, you're not amazing. In fact "your" (sic) not very bright at all.

ifuckmonsters 5

Friday 6 January 2012 2:54

You are a vile human being. Go pick your nose in the deepest pits of Montana, the worst state of all.

chase234 1

Friday 6 January 2012 3:09

Most of you people are mean you can't say that y'all never picked you nose befor

l0v3p4in 7

Friday 6 January 2012 3:12

Sorry, OP. Sucks for you, but always think of webcamming as if the person is sitting right next to you and you're talking in 'real' life. Do whatever you would if he was there. Good luck next time.