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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By i hate it - 09/05/2025 12:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Arrgh - 27/05/2009 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By ripmylife - 10/10/2016 17:53 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

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By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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that1guy1 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

Like he has never picked his nose before...

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SamLiveFree_77 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:30

How can you just forget about like that? Serves you right for ignoring him. I would have ended the call as well.

kjcookie10 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:33

Did you eat it too?

Webslinger66 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:36

Hahahahahaha. This is priceless

Riya2595 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:41

Hehe. GO BRISTOL!!! :)

panda_masq 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:42

Everyone's done it before.. And if not, much worse things. He's just jealous :P

megotswag 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:53

lmfao...That was just too damn funny.

Glidefedt 6

Friday 6 January 2012 0:03

At least you didn't start masturbating?

vintage3113 6

Friday 6 January 2012 0:11

I mean...you would have ended it after that anyways right? I would have lol. Too bad but ykdi

legresley85 1

Friday 6 January 2012 0:13

I hope when you face palmed you didn't get a booger in your hair.

mckibben 7

Friday 6 January 2012 0:14

its better than starting to ********** on cam....

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