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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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chlorinegreen 27

You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.

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vtoslayer_fml 8

messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.

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jessica_alexine 0

puke in my mouth!!!!! o_O

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randiZ25 0

31- that's the first " puts on sunglasses" joke i've read that actually made me laugh.. sad part? it's the same joke that was told in 3rd grade..

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john7h567hgrd 0

picked up a rock and I... *puked in my mouth*

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hghiPigh 0

clean your face, nasty mcnasterson..thank god he hadn't sleep over or you would have assaulted him with your foul rotten morning breath expecting him to find it sexy

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jewels1877 0

What a lovely way to look in the morning.. Oh.. What's that on your face? Oooohhhhh.. maybe not so much.

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babbu18 0

Seriously I don't think that bed head hair is the least bit sexy.oh and wearing big tshirts, since when is that sexyy??

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eminembmwh 0

ewwwww bet next time u will check ur face first

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chlorinegreen 27

You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.

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chlorinegreen 27

Pshhh I said I wasn't trying, it just came out that way. Captain "I've got to repeat what people just said"!!

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Igor_g5 0

Was what I thought. At least look in a mirror.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

You didn't look at yourself in the little preview box first? I always do that before I video chat.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

You didn't look at yourself in the little preview box first? I always do that before I video chat.

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