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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By i hate it - 09/05/2025 12:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Arrgh - 27/05/2009 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By ripmylife - 10/10/2016 17:53 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

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By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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that1guy1 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

Like he has never picked his nose before...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:50

You'll find someone who shares that fetish.

LoganBurrito 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:56

Have an issue? Grab a tissue.

DjeePee 24

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:00

Valuable tip: never forget that your webcam is on. Never.

lhfireman 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:01

most people pick flowers for the one they like......you on the other hand, improvised and failed.

THGforthe2ndtime 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:03

YDI for being nasty. I don't blame him.

SilentTreatment 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:05

Pick your nose on your own time.

rob3rt561 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:07

I justt diedd!! LMFAOO

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:16

Yay.

maryam8869 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:12

you shouldnt pick your nose with or without cam. thats just dirty and a lady shouldnt do it

downtime 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:53

Reading this in the Little Britain voice makes it so much more tolerable.

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 6 January 2012 0:04

#42 Wow, I didn't know they had computers in the 50's... You should use punctuation.

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 6 January 2012 0:08

Oops my bad, I just checked computers history on Wikipedia.

maryam8869 7

Friday 6 January 2012 9:29

whats wrong with you ppl :)))

draken389 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:19

hey dumbasses, come comment and/or thumbs down this. dumbass

soccerguy2 11

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:24

what is this, I don't even?

Chixken 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:26

Ewww

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