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By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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Rock n roll!

By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Rain check?

By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML

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RAWK N ROLL!!!

By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 18:45 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Thursday 15 July 2010 16:02

Every FML which says 'trying to show off' is immediately a YDI.

sampimpinthug 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 15:59

wow that sux! but its only on the cam so no biggie

Comments

mrmaks18 7

Thursday 15 July 2010 19:25

failed so show him some the other skills that you have

Silkie 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 22:20

Since your name is ditzy, you should be used to this by now. I am a terrible klutz and I just laugh it off and move on! C:

XxdezuhrayxX 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:12

67 xD

Dayuummm_itsLIA 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:24

FAIL :D hope yur okay tho ;)

jillty 0

Friday 16 July 2010 0:36

no offense but that would've been funny to c lol wow.......... ur okay tho correct?

mrcoolman 0

Friday 16 July 2010 3:00

why is this even posted up here this is not an FML seriously stop complaining it's not that bad

Trixies100 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:21

hahahahahahaha that's funny

strawberryspacejam 11

Friday 16 July 2010 8:48

My girlfrien falls on her face all the time and I think its cute

salad357 0

Friday 16 July 2010 13:43

ok how do u bend Down to pick it up if it feel on u??

pop_a_squat 2

Saturday 17 July 2010 2:57

Ummm laugh it off, and get up?

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