By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML
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mrda 0

Problem: Mistress Solution: Run over the mistress. Problem: Solved

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Jewelofagal 2

Your response: "I'm not going to alter my living arrangements on the fly so it will be more convenient for you and your mistress to set up your love nest ASAP. It will take some time. You will need to be patient and remember that you're supposed to be my father and look out for my well-being. "

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RuralNinja 0

Do you mean find him an apartment for him to live, or an apartment for you to live because your parents didn't sign a prenup?

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shanisdaman 0

man..ur dad literally sux. i hope ur mom gets a hot new hubby who's really rich, and u should work hard in uni to become really rich. then he'll crawl back to u for the money when his mistress ditches him for another richer man. then u can throw a 100 dollar bill on his small ass penis and tell him to walk away

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khriss_khriss 7

Lmao thats a good one haha

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Psychomaze 0

... So... do you currently live with parents to cut expenses, or were you 'asked' to find an apartment for Him in Florida? If you were asked to find a place for him, then may I make a suggestion of making 'Pine Hills' which is a few blocks west of Down Town Orlando (near Disney?) his home? It's dirt cheap, there's always space, and it's nick named 'Crime Hills' for a damn good reason.

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Grangoire 0

Your mom & dad's relationship (or lack of one) is THEIR business. expecting them to stay together for your benefit is quite selfish. Especially if you are an adult. And if you ARE an adult, you SHOULD get your own place and stop moochimg off your poor parents. Why can't your parents have a wonderful time for once? YDI

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skyttlz 32

it would be worse if this was on new yes eve

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atishe24 9

That sucks :( I hope you get through it ok.

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