By TBTC - 31/08/2012 07:16 - France - Le G?vre

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
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SammyS2012 21

That's the most important factor when looking for a place to live. How could you forget?

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MollyWobbles225 4

Am I the only one who thinks that the salesman in the last frame of the illustration looks like a zombie himself?

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KokiriKid 10

This illustration is magnificent.

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fishielover1124 12

Lmao, OP, that sucks, but you're boyfriend is hilarious :P

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Lufferkinz 0

Dude, if you're ever stuck in the middle of a zombie apocalypse go to the deli.... there's knives, food, and a large freezer (pretty much impossible to break into). :P

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Ninjagirl2211 5

Ever heard of biological warfare? Sure, it's against Geneva protocol, but when the hell have terrorists ever played by the rules? And sure, terrorists aren't exactly the most discrete, nor the most tactile of villains, nor would they even have the means or funds to even create biological zombie apocalypse weapons, but there's always the 'what if' factor...The terrifying part about this is that it's not entirely impossible.

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JockoKC 3

Biological warfare doesn't turn people into zombies. It kills them. That's the point. Even if a 'zombie virus' was real, why would terrorists attack their enemies with something that makes them _harder_ to kill?

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ShyNerdyNymph 4

As I believe there will be no such thing as a "safe" place when zombies do attack, take the apartment and live happily as long as you can.

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NickPaulson 6

6-tell me again how fast you are? I'm an American, weigh 180 and I'm 6'2, I also run 800 meters in under 2 minutes: asshole You shouldn't stereotype any person like that

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JockoKC 3

People need to give it up with the zombies. People who are always planning for zombie attacks are as bad a Twihards that think Edward is real.

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