By TBTC - 31/08/2012 07:16 - France - Le G?vre

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
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SammyS2012 21

That's the most important factor when looking for a place to live. How could you forget?

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starfan69 5

Honey be happy he's a keeper

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BADMAMAJAMMA 3

Zombies are in fact real. They don't necessarily feast on humans but there have been several reported sightings in Haiti and Russia. Although its a far fetched idea it could very well happen one day.

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Levvy 22

There's also been a reported sighting of a nipple-eating unicorn. I'm reporting it, right now, to you. It's not true, of course, but I'm reporting it. Do you see the flaw in your logic now?

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YuuTheNinjuh 9

Nipple-eating unicorn. Oh God, you've just made my day.

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Sandman578737 0

I don't understand how it check all your boxes then

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LaxMonsta11 1

How insensitive are you.....he is worried about your safety

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ellytoad 13

Oh my, you have a boyfriend protecting you from a imaginary threat. Has he at least got the legitimate dangers of life in mind? If so, just... ignore his delusions as best as you can, I guess.

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snafu63 0

Man who plans ahead, you thank him one day.

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bogart20 13

That's common knowledge always prepare for zombie apacolyps 8-)

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