Intimacy: Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 01:02 - Australia

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

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By slitherasssnape - 13/09/2016 18:53 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML

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By Giant - 29/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while doing chemistry, I was repeatedly reprimanded by the teacher for holding the test tubes higher than my partner's head. I'm 6'2, and the person I was assigned to work with is about 5'1. You can't switch partners unless your partner is absent or gets pulled from the lab for being a dangerous idiot. FML

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By jdawn99 - 22/10/2013 14:24 - United States - Arkansas City

Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By firefighter - 08/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By me - 14/04/2016 17:33 - United States - Katy

Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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kingkash 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:23

if it's a he, then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class If it's a she, then she's just jealous.

kravitzz1990 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:55

ROFL!!!! ur teacher is awsome!!!!!! hahaa

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LGshorty 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:52

n wats FYL

meidel 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:20

F'ck your life

shankapotamous15 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:48

ouch! lol...as long as no one else heard that. XD

shelbydusty 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 20:19

lmao that's so funny

minenotyours 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:39

you can

minenotyours 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:41

shoot it didn't let me finish. lol I was going to say... you can say back to him "how about I show you sometime? ;)"

ipwnallmen 10

Friday 1 January 2010 17:36

I dont get it.... oh well.. ^^

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:02

that's hilarious! and I will show you hahah that's funny ;) it turns me on

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:08

u can show me stud :p

Enoxiz 2

Monday 4 January 2010 14:37

It might be just me but i think this is really funny as hell

vvbrittxv 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 5:59

that really isn't a big deal... and this could be made up cuz u can't shake it up and down. that would be a dumbas move. oh, and if this is real. handjobs are nothing.