Love, Sex and Tinder: Addiction under any name

Addiction under any name

By Anonymous - 08/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had sex with a guy on our third date. We'd just finished having sex and he was blatantly on Tinder right next to me in bed. I literally hadn’t moved yet and he still had a wet boner, and yet he was on Tinder looking for his next hookup. FML

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You deserved it 318

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By izazbouletz - 07/07/2019 22:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML

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You deserved it 761

Outdoorsy romance

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML

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You deserved it 706

Dating hell

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 14:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy. We went back to his place, and after getting it on, he rolled onto his back and told me, "You can put that on your Bumble profile, you got a good dicking" then helicoptered his dick around, thinking it was sexy. I missed the last train, so I walked home after that. FML

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You deserved it 680

Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 02:00

Today, for our third date, we watched a romantic movie at my house. The sex scene got me all hot and bothered, so I started holding his hand, massaging his thigh, and even fondling his dick, but when I turned to pounce on him right then and there, the bastard was asleep from boredom. FML

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You deserved it 438

Sounds like a Wednesday

By Anonymous - 03/06/2022 22:00

Today, I hooked up with a guy on Tinder, but halfway through sex, his wife came home. As I stumbled back into my own house, I realised with my new lingerie and two lots of taxi fares, I’d spent £170 and all it got me was one glass of wine, one mouthful of cum, and a black eye from his wife. FML

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You deserved it 1 593

By bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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You deserved it 1 270

By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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You deserved it 3 748

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 18:00

Today, I'd promised my flatmate I’d sleep somewhere else so he could hook up with his Tinder date. Unfortunately I had a bad day at work and totally forgot so I went home as normal and walked in on him in the front room, balls deep in my aunt, who is “happily married” to my favourite uncle. FML

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You deserved it 191

Too soon?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 10:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy met on Tinder when he asked if he could kiss me, but all I was thinking about was my ex and how I miss him so much, even though it’s been a month and half. FML

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You deserved it 829

By Ummm - 03/08/2016 19:45 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 901

drewbreezy 2

Friday 8 September 2023 21:35

don’t find boys on tinder life lesson lol

TwoBytesCarley 27

Friday 8 September 2023 15:48

Time to swipe the bastard right outta bed.

Comments

TwoBytesCarley 27

Friday 8 September 2023 15:48

Time to swipe the bastard right outta bed.

Chazzster 28

Friday 8 September 2023 21:00

Usually it takes longer to find out if your date is a jerk, so in a way this saved you trouble later. If it was your place I hope you immediately kicked his ass out the door.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 8 September 2023 21:33

I guess it wasn't worth the wait.

drewbreezy 2

Friday 8 September 2023 21:35

don’t find boys on tinder life lesson lol

historygrad74 19

Saturday 9 September 2023 2:29

Isn't that what Tinder is?

HouseOfM 8

Monday 11 September 2023 19:20

You are surprised by this how? It's not like it is new. Even if you find someone on there keep in mind most people use it for hook ups. There is no reason not to know.