By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 01:02 - Australia

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Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML
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kingkash 0

if it's a he, then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class If it's a she, then she's just jealous.

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kravitzz1990 0

ROFL!!!! ur teacher is awsome!!!!!! hahaa

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

Hahahaha, your teacher is amazing. That's just awesome.

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handsoff 0

This just doesn't ring true for me. Don't you usually mix the contents of a test tube by inverting it repeatedly? Nice try, but no.

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Mx_Rider 6

well, your name does say handsoff :)

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WonderBlunder 0

So did you fail your prac?? "Shook it up and down" is NOT the way to mix something in a test tube.. You swirl it horizontally, not vertically.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Unless OP was testing a solution for fat with ethanol, in which case they'd have their thumb over the top while they shook it up and down.

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joey1707 0

Every single chem teacher in the history of chem teachers has said that to at least one student in every class. Get over it.

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CatherineARE 0

see, u don't need to set yourself up like tht. as an example: my mothers maiden name is "Hancock" which when u say it fast or mispronounced(which everybody does) it sounds alot like "Handcock", so when everybody found this out, i now get called "miss Handcock" and now the teachers know, and they allways yell "CATHERINE, HANDS, ON DESK" seeing tht i set by at least 2-3 boys(of one which is the same) in every class, the advice here is don't set yourself up! :) trust me it will go one 4 years

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meepmeep_fml 0

shit, i think i need to make a drink in order to be able to decipher that comment. wow.

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idspud 3

yea my moms maiden name is horman I know where your coming from there

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

your science teacher is a prevert.

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yehr 0

they just have a sense of humour.. you could tell if it was anything else.

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blland 0

arent you supposed to shake the test tubes without the fluctuation ever reaching the top of the tube? bad technique, terrible teacher, useless student, poor test tube. you should go do history.

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