Miscellaneous: Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight,...

By baby shak - 14/01/2012 07:51 - United States

Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML

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By tallguy - 29/08/2013 13:40 - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By walkingisfun - 02/07/2017 20:00

Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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BIKES!

By Jjay08 - 26/04/2016 21:17 - United States - Miles City

Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML

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aFreedom127 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:10

Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.

Buttsexpirate 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:11

******* garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.

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SMHreally 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:05

Bad timing smh you can still exercise without a bike tho

stall2dude911 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:44

Exuses excuses

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:55

Sounds like an excuse to me. You can exercise without a bike.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:33

Work in your garden & eat its produce...You'll lose a few that way...

OhHushDear 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:43

And now you're online, talking about it. Seems to me that you aren't very dedicated to losing weight O_o

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:12

Ironic much

fourty_two 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:04

Seriously? Only one person noticed it says "fitness regime". Maybe a dictator stole your bike. I believe the word you're looking for is regimen. Don't use a word if you don't actually know it. Thanks.

Cartera 10

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:17

Why would you leave your bike in your garden unattended?

peete182 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:51

Stop making excuses you fat **** and go running

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:06

The world is conspiring against your weight loss!! Still, better than your own subconscious doing so (plus, you didn't have to spend your day on the shitter)