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By nana. - 15/02/2009 15:29 - Canada

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:26

That's just ignorant and rude... get some respect.

Mr_Serious 6

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:15

honestly, how did she make it to the finals without someone else hip checking her first?

Comments

AjaniTsunami 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 15:55

What self-respecting adult plays musical chairs? Why did you put the article "the" in front of Nana? YOUR FAMILY IS WEIRD

michelleJ11 25

Monday 12 August 2013 3:44

So 36, what do you do for fun, mix your coffee, wash dishes? There's nothing wrong with a 'self-respecting adult' playing musical chairs; especially if he's at a family reunion.

yadigg 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:30

wow scum much?

kayykatastrophii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:42

I'm not saying you should have let her win, but you should have been careful and not hip-checked her.

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:25

Why do I have a feeling that this is just some made up bullshit?

123454321 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:27

What was she doing playing musical chairs if she is old enough to break her hip that easily

fmlfyl 1

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:51

#39 ...i agree, hipchecking your nana? nobody's that stupid... youre playing the game and looking right at her. so the whole time it doesn't register your playing a game with a 70+ woman? Why wouldn't you just let her win!? I have a feeling you won't be getting any money on your birthday from her. She'll probably need it for the operation she's facing with the replacement.