Kids: Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept...

By thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Reena - 19/08/2011 06:38 - Canada

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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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By Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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By that1summergirl - 19/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML

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sxm 13

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:23

Go to bed earlier next time!

massinator5 4

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:23

My dad texts me when I'm talking to people on the computer, saying go to sleep, I'm 19 haha

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unlucky_lucy 17

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:21

That is awesome

flashback_fml 14

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:22

He was getting turned on by his weird sex game

Caitie_kid 8

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:36

No.

arees4 10

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:26

lol sounds like my dad

museerux01 10

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:27

0.0 ...and if the creeper WASN'T her father???

RonnieG 10

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:31

And awesome parenting points go to...

dlowry004 14

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:39

Haha that's pretty funny OP if you think about it! Sounds like a cool dad.

Caitie_kid 8

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:39

How are people twisting this into something weird and sexual that the father was doing??? It was obviously a prank he was pulling to scare his daughter. There's something very wrong with the way some of these people's minds on here work...

sweet23_fml 11

Saturday 31 August 2013 17:13

I will admit sometimes it is fun to put your mind in the gutter and see what happens... Watch some of the new kids shows like, in the night garden, regular show or adventure time and see what i mean.

Caitie_kid 8

Saturday 31 August 2013 21:23

52, your cat in your profile pic looks just like my cat. Therefore it's extremely cute. :)

kogeld 9

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:45

Hahaha my dad has done that to me, its really creepy

Rahii_nami 10

Saturday 31 August 2013 5:02

hahahahahaha....... i love ur that :D

lininnes 6

Saturday 31 August 2013 5:18

The whole story is that OP's dad went to kitchen for some midnight snack after sex, and found OP's light still on - that well explained the heavy breathing I think...