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By Fathir154 - 03/02/2021 19:37 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today I was practicing piano in the living room, playing a military polonaise by Chopin, then suddenly someone came to my house, it was my father's friend. And he was a professional pianist, then he criticized my piano playing, and in the end, he said, you're suck at playing the piano. He was serious. FML

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kimdaa 13

Monday 8 February 2021 4:41

Your father's friend is a real jerk. You keep practicing and improving... you're gonna be just fine.

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kimdaa 13

Monday 8 February 2021 4:41

Your father's friend is a real jerk. You keep practicing and improving... you're gonna be just fine.

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