Love: Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing...

By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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What a trip

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 20:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I was in gym class with my crush. We were running around until she tripped over me. Now, she hates me, and says that I tripped her when everyone saw that she tripped over me, and she hates me now. FML

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sprinkesrdelish 5

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:05

i agree with number one... it was an accident, for her to be so upset that she won't talk to you over an accident shows that shes probably just a bitch.

fonebone10 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:06

Awww... Middle School love...

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turtlellama 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:05

So... practice soccer? [first =]]

sprinkesrdelish 5

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:05

i agree with number one... it was an accident, for her to be so upset that she won't talk to you over an accident shows that shes probably just a bitch.

danyfuckinheatle 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:02

soccers ******* gay anyways. man up and play hockey.

kingnate16 0

Monday 27 June 2011 18:48

in Hawaii?

fonebone10 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:06

Awww... Middle School love...

abcdefg11233 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:07

sucks to be you

DarkestSinn 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:07

Ouch. Sucks hardcore. I agree with #1 though.

Kat_MS 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:13

#2, you're not first. (Also, why does it matter?) And did you miss the 'slipped' part? Practice all you want, but accidents do happen.

calebg23 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 0:13

2 neva said first

turtlellama 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:13

Oh, whoops. But anyway, the girl probably didn't believe him because that kind of aim (when you're slipping) is nearly impossible.

turtlellama 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:28

(Does the other #1 keep appearing and disappearing for anybody else?)

tbweffect 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:28

Are you able bodied?

AlyshaDeShae 10

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:31

Um . . . how could she not have ducked?! Unless you have super-human strength or she was standing only a couple feet away, if she had been paying any attention to you at all, she would have had plenty of time to duck. Unless she got some mental deficiencies you didn't mention. :-)