Love: Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing...

By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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What a trip

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 20:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I was in gym class with my crush. We were running around until she tripped over me. Now, she hates me, and says that I tripped her when everyone saw that she tripped over me, and she hates me now. FML

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sprinkesrdelish 5

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:05

i agree with number one... it was an accident, for her to be so upset that she won't talk to you over an accident shows that shes probably just a bitch.

fonebone10 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:06

Awww... Middle School love...

Comments

Codehead 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:21

#69 I've never been on a team that didn't

lastminuteperm 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:40

So basically you injured your crush and she won't talk to you. Why add all that detail? (I know...because it wouldn't be approved by the Moderators)

love_it214 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 8:04

you are like an modern version of Charlie brown instead of you getting hurt someone else does

Shaggy_92 5

Friday 1 October 2010 3:58

2 words BOOOOOMMMMM HEADDDDSSSSHHOOOTTTT!

HMTQMadge 1

Friday 7 January 2011 7:38

She isn't worth it. A girl who can't laugh over at herself over a situation like that sounds like a waste of time.

LILCJ0725 1

Monday 12 December 2011 2:22

Ha dumbass

newburton13 26

Tuesday 10 April 2012 1:57

Her fault for standing so close. I nearly broke my best friend's ribs kicking at him while he played goalie. I warned him, but he said to go ahead. He still talks to me. Find someone more mature.