Transportation: Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer....

By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 946

You deserved it 151 294

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - 12/11/2014 03:16 - United States - Spotswood

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 102

You deserved it 5 188

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 567

You deserved it 4 614

By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 039

You deserved it 102 918

By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 110

You deserved it 17 848

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 381

You deserved it 7 091

By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 270

You deserved it 7 694

By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 460

You deserved it 3 221

By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 270

You deserved it 5 433

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 710

You deserved it 18 357

By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 526

You deserved it 12 876

amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

MegNZee21 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

Comments

CPTobvious_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:08

Awww the excuse "My daddy is a police officer... I don't have to worry about getting arrested for drinking and driving" didn't work? you poor poor baby. Maybe he can help next time when you run over a small child

MiSs_GeEk 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 15:50

dude you cant drink and drive and then whine about it. you got what you deserved. you could have killed someone. a kid probably. then you'd go to hell. you'd take away someones life. is it worth it? " sure i killed someone but i really felt i needed some alcohol" enjoy those drinks did ya? yr lucky you were stopped wen you were before you murdered someone. asshole. 142 my feelings exactly

xstaticdelta 6

Friday 17 April 2009 0:01

there is a word for you and its called ASS

Turiski 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:25

eugh! .15! ... isn't that basically enough to kill you?

MechaMew2 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 19:27

Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

spitball1074 2

Saturday 2 May 2009 12:02

Comment #30... wtf? You're telling people to stop being judgmental, but you're being judgmental by assuming that everyone has drunk and driven (is that proper grammar?) before. And if you do that, then you should just go kill yourself. People that drink and drive kill innocent people as well as putting themselves and their passengers at risk. It's not even funny.

youtome902 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:33

my friend just passed away a couple weeks ago from a drunk driver. think what you could have done.

Vanity7Sins 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 3:59

You totally deserved it - I've gotten a DUI before and I think I deserved it too. Don't drive drunk!!! Hopefully you live in a state that requires DUI classes - you might learn something! There was a speaker in my class who was a .1 she got in an accident and killed her fiance the day before the wedding. Financially she's still paying for it... the emotional damage is forever.

Vanity7Sins 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:10

anyone who's wondering (including #33)... "Unless a person has developed a high tolerance for alcohol, a BAC rating of 0.20% represents very serious intoxication (most first-time drinkers would be unconscious by about 0.15%), and 0.35%–0.40% represents potentially fatal alcohol poisoning.[1] 0.40% is the accepted LD50, the dose that is lethal for 50% of adult humans.[2] There have been cases of people remaining conscious at BACs above 0.40%.[3]" I live in California where the "legal limit" is .08 - UNLESS you get in an accident, if so you're COMPLETELY liable. CA is actually ZERO tolerance.