By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
I agree, your life sucks 242
You deserved it 618
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

60 4
EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

37 0

Comments

ilyketurtles7226 0

Unless you're from Ohio, my driving instructor told me the same story (he's an ex-cop), I call a fake or a very common police joke. But it's still a fantastic story! Hahaha

0 0
elementalblood 26

Well you were speeding and you sort of walked right into that one, but you didn't deserve his being so rude. :/

13 5
gameover18 17

He was not being rude. He was doing his job besides if you try to get out using your body you might need a comment like that to knock you down a step.

10 0
ForeverAloneGal 23

How about next time instead on relying on your looks, you just not speed. It'll save you an insult.

6 0
Johnnie_Snow 12

He probably didn't appreciate all the flirting when he was trying to do his job. He was still pretty rude. FYL.

7 3
YinYangDragon 10

Well, you deserved that one. As my father and best friend are cops I know how much bs happens to them. You sped, then you tried to get out of it with your body. I'm glad he insulted you, because it certainly knocked you down a notch, no?

9 1
jmcr 27

You set yourself up for that one cant say you didnt deserve it you could have completely avoided that if you didnt speed in the first place this is one big YDI

1 0
Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for trying to flirt your way out of a ticket. Drive properly and you wouldn't be in that situation to begin with. I think it's total bullshit that some girls/people get let off because they're "pretty" or they bribe the cop. Those cops are just as bad as the losers they pull over. YDI

0 0