By sacredsilence29 - 16/02/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML
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sacredsilence29 0

LOL. WoW. It's amazing how much peoples opinions change. Let's see to anwser a few remarks. No I didnt get fired, the car is getting fixed and paid for so the customer pays nothing, and when I told him he asked me to have them touch up all the other spots while they had the paint mixed. The snow bank was only a few inches so it wasnt like I was trying to drive up a mountain with an M5 and telling him that I did it was the respectful thing to do, thanks. That's part of my job is moving cars around and when it snows shit happens! That's what insurance is for....

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Terwilliger 0

what are you? a car theif? mechanic? valet?

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phara_fml 0

It's times like this when I really love the fact that I live in Texas...

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iSitt 0

Texas summers make me glad to be in ny

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majones 0

I loved to hear the conversation with the owner. Worker: I crashed your car Car Owner: WTF is your problem bitch! Worker: That'll be $1000 sir.

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ImRawrtastic 0

ooh I live in va too!<3

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pooptastgood 0

oh my god you're an idiot!

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icall_BS 0

I dont understand how/why you were backing out someone else's car.

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ps2stony 0

he was at work, icall_bs. you, sir, are a noobnut beyond belief.

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Pball11 0

I'm gonna say mechanic because I don't know any female car thiefs and one probably wouldn't type on fml

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comatoast 0

ydi for trying to jump snow banks in customers' cars

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jessicams 0

it says "shop" as in "car shop" like mechanic.

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lolcatsyo 0

haha yesssssss his man on the moon is amazing:D

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Otrain 5

haha yea cudi is the best!

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helo2 0

Yeh dogma, I didn't laugh. I'm confused

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DogmaT_fml 4

my name is dogmat. lol

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yungjct 0

Dogmat is what kind of name?

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dorkside_fml 0

yungjct is what kind of name?

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yungjct 0

Damn chill out I meant what origin, or what nationality. Not trying to fight.

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danman91 0

dude go to pick and pull! wait, is the car new or old?

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DogmaT_fml 4

be like "hey i found you front bumper on the ground". wait pulling a car, so it wasnt your car? are you a valet?

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chocobunnyyumyum 0

next time, try stepping on the 'snow' before going over it.... ^_^

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purplemnm 9

female mechanic :D do you have a mullet and wear flannel shirts and wifebeaters?

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jinky58 0

quite the ignorant comment to say the least though I know she was kidding... OP probably works for a family business or somtn.

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Melkezidech 0

Are you butch? You look butch.

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DogmaT_fml 4

i bet she was asian too

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BallinOnTheCourt 0

LOL yeah cus when people confirm stereotypes its always fun :)

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DogmaT_fml 4

sorry fml i was joking...

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DogmaT_fml 4

the asian femanazis

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DogmaT_fml 4

Its the Asian Femagrammanazis! I'm so startled!

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boopityboppity 11

demoon, that was the second comment ever that made me laugh. You deserve a cookie.

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boopityboppity 11

Ones with crunchy peanut butter and chocolate chips in them. The best kind.

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Nitsuaaa 6

A woman. Surprise surprise.

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